When Someone Catches a Fish...

I got this from a forum, and am not sure who is the originator, but whoever it is, credit goes to them. Just for a laugh on this wet, boring Tuesday afternoon.

When someone catches a fish, the reactions are:

1) The Economist - how much is it?
2) The Connoisseur - can eat? how to cook this?
3) The Angler - Bloody good fight! tested my takle, skill and endurance!!
4) The Fisherman - you should have seen the one that got away!
5) The Opposition - bloody stinko!
6) The Greenie - did you let it go?
7) The Kiasu - QUICK! GET THE NET! GET THE NET!
8) The Ah Beng - Waah Piannnnnggggg!!!
9) The Ah Lian - Take Piichure! Take Piichure!
10) The Expert - the scientific name of this fish is .... (lates calcarifer)
11) The Wannabe Expert - its also called a Barramundi
12) The Know-It-All - its a sub-species of the lates family of perch
13) The Non-Believer - no picture, no count!
14) The Liar - its THISSSSS BIGGGG!!!
15) The Angry One - WTF! That's MY spot and supposed to be MY fish!!!
16) The Addict - tomorrow what time???